Medical Dictionary for the Lexically Challenged
June 29, 2006Artery - Study of paintings
Bacteria - Back door of a cafeteria
Barium - What doctors do when a patient dies
Bowel - A letter like A,E,I,O,U
Caesarian Section - A district in Rome
Cataract - Weird pontoon boat
Cat Scan - Searching for a Kitty
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her
Colic - A sheep dog
Coma - A punctuation mark
Congenital - Friendly
D & C - Where Washington is
Dilate - To live long
Enema - Not a Friend
Fester - Quicker
Fibula - Small Lie
Genital - Non-Jewish
G.I. Series - Soldier Ball Game
Hangnail - To Hang Pictures on
Impotent - Distinguished; well known
Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff - Doctor’s Cane
Morbid - Higher Offer
Nitrate - Different from Day Rate
Node - Was aware of
Outpatient - Person who has fainted
Papsmear - Fatherhood Test
Pelvis - Cousin of Elvis
Postoperative - Letter Carrier
Prostate - Flat on your back
Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery
Rectum - Darn near killed him
Secretion - Hiding something
Seizure - Roman Emperor
Tablet - Small table
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the Airport
Tibia - Country in North Africa
Tumor - Add a couple more
Urine - Opposite of "You’re out."
Varicose - Nearby
Vein - Conceited
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Posted by KhRiStInE at July 2, 2006, 8:50 pm