Computer Terminology
June 29, 2006State-of-the-art - The computer you want, but can’t afford.
Obsolete - The computer you own.
Nanosecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
GUI (pronounced "gooey") - What your computer becomes after spilling your beverage on it.
Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.
Mouse - An advanced input device to generate computer errors easier.
Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a state-of-the-art
computer.
Portable Computer - A device invented to force businessmen to work at
home, on vacation, and on business trips.
Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
System Update - Quickest method of trashing ALL of your software.
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